The Life I Love

Our convos are hilarious sometimes. Lol.

So we were at my friends grad party, and my boyfriend was sitting behind me. So we were talking and he was resting his head on my shoulder. I started to shake my leg, & I guess my boyfriend looks down at my boobs while I was talking to him.
Chevis: Babe, I don't even know what you just said but your boobs is bouncing up and down.
Me: HAHAHAH! .... On yo' dick?
Chevis: No. You never did that before.
Me: Or yet, AHAHAH. no.
Then after awhile, I went to eat my malasadas. Then he comes in to kiss me.
Chevis: Ho babe, supah sweet.
Me: What? My lips? I know. :)
Chevis: No actually, you're pusssaaaaaay! HAHAHAHAHAH.
My boyfriend is an idiot.

Dude, I seriously don’t know how people can drink and drink and drink.. Beer pong the other night kicked his fucking ass. & Who had to take care of her little big drunk baby? ME! But it’s okay cos the day before that night, his big drunk baby got all jagg from Pinnacle Cotton Candy. I, Chastity, is soooo over fucking drinking. I’m starting to get sick and tired of the hangovers and throwing up all the time. SICKOFIT. My boyfriend needs to stop, lmao.

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I give props to whoever deals with me.

I’m difficult, emotional, and stubborn. My mood switches all the time, and I can shut you off if you annoy me. Sometimes I wonder how people put up with me.

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